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"Why not seize the pleasure at once? How often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparation!" — Jane Austen

Benny Hill Quotes

Type: Comedian | Date of Birth: 1924-01-21 | Year of Death: 1992 | Nationality: English

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Benny Hill

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Benny Hill

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Benny Hill

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