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Eddie Izzard Quotes

Type: Comedian | Date of Birth: 1962-02-07 | Year of Death: | Nationality: British

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
Eddie Izzard

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
Eddie Izzard

I'm a one-man idiot
Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster.
Eddie Izzard

So my choice is 'Or Death?'.
Eddie Izzard

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
Eddie Izzard

Twang him into a tree!
Eddie Izzard

You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
Eddie Izzard