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Henny Youngman Quotes

Type: Comedian   |    Date of Birth: 1906-01-12   |    Year of Death: 1998   |    Nationality: American
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henny Youngman

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Henny Youngman

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
Henny Youngman

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