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"Charity never humiliated him who profited from it, nor ever bound him by the chains of gratitude, since it was not to him but to God that the gift was made."  — Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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Albert Einstein Two things are infinite: the universe and human ...
Albert Einstein When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems ...
Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets t...
Dave Barry It is a scientific fact that your body will not ...
Dave Barry The four building blocks of the universe are fir...
Dennis Miller I rant, therefore I am....
Ellen DeGeneres My grandmother started walking five miles a day ...
Ellen DeGeneres People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child...
Emo Philips A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no ...
Fran Lebowitz You're only has good as your last haircut....
Fred Allen Television is a medium because anything well don...
Fred Allen What's on your mind, if you will allow the overs...
George Burns I spent a year in that town, one Sunday....
George Carlin Weather forecast for tonight: dark....
George Carlin What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on be...
Groucho Marx I refuse to join any club that would have me as ...
Groucho Marx I was married by a judge. I should have asked fo...
Harry S. Truman You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog....
Jay Leno Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in...
Lily Tomlin If love is the answer, could you please rephrase...
Lily Tomlin If truth is beauty, how come no one has their ha...
Mark Twain There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist....
Oprah Winfrey Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side...
Paula Poundstone I don't have a bank account because I don't know...
Rita Rudner In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outla...
Samuel Goldwyn I don't think anyone should write their autobiog...
Spike Milligan My Father had a profound influence on me, he was...
Steven Wright I bought some batteries, but they weren't includ...
Steven Wright I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, ...
Steven Wright I intend to live forever. So far, so good....
W. C. Fields I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one eq...
W. C. Fields Start every day off with a smile and get it over...
Woody Allen I don't want to achieve immortality through my w...
Woody Allen Money is better than poverty, if only for financ...
Zsa Zsa Gabor He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep...

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