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A. P. Herbert	The concept of two people living together for 25...
Adela Rogers St. Johns	There is so little difference between husbands y...
Alan King	If you want to read about love and marriage, you...
Ambrose Bierce	Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness...
Ambrose Bierce	Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage....
Ambrose Bierce	Marriage, n: the state or condition of a communi...
Barbra Streisand	Why does a woman work ten years to change a man'...
Benjamin Disraeli	It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day...
Benjamin Disraeli	No man is regular in his attendance at the House...
Bette Davis	I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen...
Beverley Nichols	Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is ...
Brendan Behan	The big difference between sex for money and sex...
Charles Caleb Colton	Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes...
Countess of Blessington	Love-matches are made by people who are content,...
Doug Larson	More marriages might survive if the partners rea...
Dr. James C. Dobson	Don't marry the person you think you can live wi...
Elbert Hubbard	Never get married in college; it's hard to get a...
Emma Goldman	On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous ...
George Bernard Shaw	Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man wh...
George Jessel	Marriage is a mistake every man should make....
Gloria Steinem	Someone asked me why women don't gamble as much ...
Grace Hansen	A wedding is just like a funeral except that you...
Groucho Marx	Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marri...
H. L. Mencken	Bachelors know more about women than married men...
H. L. Mencken	If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse ...
H. L. Mencken	Men have a much better time of it than women. Fo...
H. L. Mencken	No married man is genuinely happy if he has to d...
H. L. Mencken	Strike an average between what a woman thinks of...
Heinrich Heine	The Wedding March always reminds me of the music...
Helen Rowland	A husband is what is left of a lover, after the ...
Helen Rowland	Before marriage, a man will lay down his life fo...
Helen Rowland	In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar...
Helen Rowland	It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man d...
Helen Rowland	When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention...
Henry Youngman	Do you know what it means to come home at night ...
Henry Youngman	The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret....
Herbert Spencer	Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mir...
Honore de Balzac	The majority of husbands remind me of an orangut...
Irwin Corey	Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, ...
Isadora Duncan	Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage con...
James H. Boren	A dress that zips up the back will bring a husba...
Jean Kerr	Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck...
Jean Rostand	Never feel remorse for what you have thought abo...
Joey Adams	A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions...
Joseph Joubert	Only choose in marriage a man whom you would cho...
Josh Billings	Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is ...
Judith Viorst	One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall...
Katharine Hepburn	If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many ...
Katharine Hepburn	Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit ...
Lee Grant	I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist...
Leo J. Burke	The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything...
Lord Byron	I have great hopes that we shall love each other...
Lyndon B. Johnson	I have learned that only two things are necessar...
Mae West	He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry...
Marilyn Monroe	Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a ma...
Michel de Montaigne	Marriage, a market which has nothing free but th...
Mignon McLaughlin	A successful marriage requires falling in love m...
Mignon McLaughlin	If you made a list of reasons why any couple got...
Oscar Wilde	How can a woman be expected to be happy with a m...
Paul Hornung	Never get married in the morning - you never kno...
Paul Sweeney	A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love...
Peter De Vries	The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds ...
Peter De Vries	The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in ...
Prince Philip	When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's e...
Ralph Waldo Emerson	Is not marriage an open question, when it is all...
Rita Rudner	I love being married. It's so great to find that...
Rita Rudner	Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared f...
Robert Anderson	In every marriage more than a week old, there ar...
Robert Frost	It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anythi...
Robert Graves	Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, lik...
Sacha Guitry	When a man steals your wife, there is no better ...
St. Jerome	Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sle...
Stephen B. Leacock	Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mista...
Sydney J. Harris	Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that ...
Thornton Wilder	Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper thin...
William Somerset Maugham	A man marries to have a home, but also because h...
Zsa Zsa Gabor	A man in love is incomplete until he has married...
Zsa Zsa Gabor	Getting divorced just because you don't love a m...